GUESS WHO GOT FOLLOWED BY MAX…..ME jdklj fdsk jfdsk
what does one have to do in life to get a boyfriend like Thomas Parker
- me writing an essay: I have absolutely no fucking clue what I am writing but it sounds smart
‘La La Land’ x
Santa Jay McGuiness
it’s almost time to not get kissed under the mistletoe and not get kissed on new years.
so I’m on the subway and I overhear these people and one yells “DAMN NIGGA GIVE ME THE MONEY” and another was like “I’LL FUCK YOU UP RIGHT HERE BRUH YOU AIN’T GOT SHIT” and the other yelled “DAMN SON YOU KNOW HE SELLS THE BEST IN TOWN” and the first dude opens up a box and im thinking holy shit are they really about to do this right now and he reaches into the box and he pulls out fucking yugioh cards and they spend the rest of the ride trading cards and discussing deck types and I am just so done oh my god
OH MY GOD